Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Hair Blogger Confessions
My hair is usually stupid plain and boring.
I workout 5/6 days a week so I live for an unspectacular high bun.
I look like this for the #washdayexperience...
7 days later, I look like this...
Don't judge me.
I really don't wear my hair down much. No. I'm not a protective styling genius. When my hair touches my neck, no matter where I am, I freak out. I'm convinced that a spider, ant, bug, (insert your favorite gross crawly insect here) is crawling on me.
You'll never see me in a face full of makeup. Because....well...I can't. I don't own one tube of lipstick. I don't wear foundation. The only blending that I do is in the kitchen. I'm obviously not as girlie as I think that I am in my head. I'm just a basic latina with my lip balm, Nars Orgasm blush, and maybe (a BIG maybe) a swipe of mascara.
I don't make YouTube videos because the sound of my own voice creeps me out. Plus---who got time for that?!?
My kids are usually cropped out of most of my photos.
Welcome to my gloriously un-fabulous life!